Thank you, Mr. Speaker. Mr. Speaker, this being Friday, I have composed a little song or story to summarize what I have learned in this House over the last few days. It is entitled, 'When I Grow Up I Want to be Just Like Joe Handley" because Joe is the king of his one-man kingdom, I will be Queen Sandy of a one-woman queendom. I have a good start because I am a Member of the Legislative Assembly just like Joe. I will get elected to Cabinet and rule the world. There will be seven others like me in Cabinet but they won't count, because I will be the queen of the one-woman queendom.

There will be MLAs who will give me their confidence to do the job, and oh, how nice, but I don't have to listen to them afterwards because they are just mushrooms in the dark anyway because I will be the queen of a one-woman queendom.

I will have a little corporation to run, and oh how nice, that will be so much fun. I will pass on the direction from the Cabinet, but whatever they do with it is fine by me, because I will be the queen of a one-woman queendom. If there is any misunderstanding, it is the board's problem.

If MLAs get upset, that's okay, I'll just say, "It's not my fault, Cabinet should have been more clear" because I am the queen. If Cabinet Members don't agree with what I say, too bad, so sad, because I am the queen and I can say whatever I want. If I have to fire the board, that's okay, because I can just say, "I didn't want to do it but I had to do it and it is everyone else's fault."

And I will just say, "Oh how sad I am" because people understand and they will all love me because I am the queen of a one-woman queendom.

Mr. Speaker, oh I can't wait until I grow up to be just like Joe Handley, Queen Sandy of the one-woman queendom. Thank you, Mr. Speaker.

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